all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful
just found out u can’t marry ben finn in fable 3 this is bullshit im returning it to the shop and demanding my £7 back who the hell do they think they are like hey look simon pegg was in our game but guess what u cant marry him lmao ???
waste of my time they will hear from my lawyer
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’