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radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

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this is the first time she’s let anybody sit beside her and she fell asleep while I was petting her I love dumb cats


sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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there was a boy in my neighbours garden and he kept looking in my window and I felt uncomfortable so I started making faces at him every time he turned to face me and every time he turned away I would move closer and when I got to behind the curtain I waited a few minutes then jumped out from the side and he was standing there with his mum it think I have to move house now

my cat keeps licking my leg shes so fucking weird I think we need to set specific boundaries for our friendship

I have tickets to something at the commonwealth and I don’t know what??? I think it’s volleyball??? I don’t know man we’re not a sporty country there’s so many leftover tickets all the social workers and organisations are just giving away tickets to fill the seats ?? I am too lazy to get on a train with all the tourists to go see a sport??? too lazy to even watch a sport wow I have reached a new low

thugmissus:

loutumble:

mhvkhg:

Straight people are like flies, annoying and everywhere, they serve some sort of purpose but you don’t know what it is

If someone said this about trans or black people they would get hate for the rest of there tumbler lives. This is a stupid rude post

grow up

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unfriendlyblackandhot:

when i was a kid I thought the dark in ‘tall dark and handsome’ meant dark skin and I was always confused when people would use the phrase to describe whitey mcwhiterson 

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prettytooweird:

charmancler:

is anyone in fall out boy aging

they found the cure to growing older

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vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

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merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

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